We even got through 2/3 of my 50 questions - not counting follow-ups. I mean, what kind of interviewer would I be if I wasn't prepared with questions, and thinking on my feet for those hard-hitting follow-ups? I have cred to maintain.
So, without further adieu...
Ladies and Gentlemen - THIERRY JAMES PAAARRRRR, 3 years old! (My comments are the words in italics.)
What is your name: "TJ."
How old are you: "Free!" We don't quite have that "th" sound down yet :)
What is your favorite color: "Black."
What is your favorite toy: "Dump trucks."
What is your favorite fruit: "Apples."
Doing good so far...
What is your favorite lunch: "Lasagna!"
We've never had lasagna for lunch. Not once. But I digress.
What is your favorite game: "Fishy's!"
What is your favorite animal: "Horses!"
- Me: "Any horse in particular?"
- TJ: "BENNY!" (Shout out Aunt Allie-Poo)
What is your favorite song: "Horses."
<Smile> Nope, not a duplicate answer, that's our kick-off anthem for bedtime songs
What is your favorite outfit: ...<Wide eyes>..."I don't know."
- Me: "Soccer jersey?"
- TJ: "Ummm...yeah."
What is your favorite thing to do: "Push buttons." (Hides giggle)
What is your favorite toy: "You just said that!"
- Me: "No I didn't"...<looks at list>..."oh, right, yes I did."
Gah! Stop being smarter than me! When does this STOP?!
What do you want to be when you grow up: "BIG!"
So profound. So hilarious.
What is your favorite cereal: "Cheerios"
What is your favorite food: "I just said lasagna!"
Note to self: learn the difference between lunch and general food. THAT is important life stuff.
Who is your favorite person to spend time with: "YOU! And dadda!"
What is your favorite thing to do outside: "Go in that truck that talks!" That's never happened. "And go high in the air...And hit golf balls with the 7-iron."
Yes. Except for the talking truck. I have no idea what that even is.
What is your favorite drink: "Lemonade!"
What is your favorite holiday: "Christmas. And birthday party."
What do you take to bed every night: "Nightnight and nook."
What is your favorite sport: "Soccer."
What is your favorite show: "Thomas!...I need to go potty."
And we're back!
What is your favorite sports team: "GIANTS!"
- Me: <confused...and not pleased> "...Excuse me?..."
- TJ: "Giants, mama!"
<Deep sigh, shakes head> I mean...what?
And WHO DID THIS?!
Not gonna lie. I needed a minute to compose myself before I continued the interview.
And then this...
What is your favorite birthday dinner: "LA-SAGN-NA, mama. LASAGNA...And candy."
Who is your best friend: "Dadda!" Saw that one coming.
Where do you live: "Rochester."
- Me: "Where else?" (I was looking for "40!" or "Pink house!")
- TJ: "Chicago." (Hmm..alright.)
- Me: "Ok...where else?"
- TJ: "Next to Mr. Tom. And Dennis."
I give up.
What do you do really well: "Poop."
<Stifles an LOL> Now we're back on track.
What makes you laugh: "Jokes." Again with the profound!
What is your favorite book: "Itsy bitsy spider."
What is your favorite thing to do with your family: "...Am I done?..."
Yes. And you're 3.
So there ya go.
Eat it up.
We'll do this again next year. And hopefully 365 days is enough time to get good at something other than pooping.
Much love from next door to Mr. Tom and Dennis,